How Easy it has Become to be a Felon, Almost anyone can do it...
by Eric J. Fry
There's a bull market in targeted killings, quips Lauren Lyster, the witty and insightful anchor of RT's Capital Account.
Admittedly, this bull market is in its early stages. (Only a couple of American citizens, so far, have met their demise at the losing end of a killer-drone strike). But Lyster is formulating her view of the future by drawing trend-lines from the present just like any forward-looking investor would do.
For example, the bull market in drone surveillance is already well established...and trending sharply higher. Likewise, the bull market in governmental intrusiveness is very robust...and trending sharply higher. Meanwhile, Constitutional rights and due process of law are slumping into a wretched bear market...and trending ever lower.
So if you get out your rulers and your #2 pencils and start drawing trend-lines, you won't have to draw very far into the future until your lines intersect at the data point labeled, Federal Agency Orders Drone Killing of Suspected Felon.
In this mythological scenario, the suspected felon might be a derelict who had been running a meth lab next to an elementary school, in which case most folks would applaud a drone strike (without the hassle of a jury trial). But in the world that is coming our way, the suspected felon is just as likely to be a pig farmer who is raising illegal pigs.
Yes, it's true, thanks to a new “Invasive Species Order†in the state of Michigan, numerous pig farmers have become potential felons. And the authorities are wasting no time bringing these outlaws to justice.
According to a story from NaturalNews, Michigan’s Department of Natural Resources “conducted two armed raids on pig farmers...one in Kalkaska County at Fife Lake and another in Cheboygan County...with the intent of shooting all the farmers’ pigs under a bizarre new ‘Invasive Species Order’ that has suddenly declared traditional œThere’s a bull market in targeted killings,†quips Lauren Lyster, the witty and insightful anchor of RT’s Capital Account.
Admittedly, this bull market is in its early stages. (Only a couple of American citizens, so far, have met their demise at the losing end of a killer-drone strike). But Lyster is formulating her view of the future by drawing trend-lines from the present — just like any forward-looking investor would do.
For example, the bull market in drone surveillance is already well established...and trending sharply higher. Likewise, the bull market in governmental intrusiveness is very robust...and trending sharply higher. Meanwhile, Constitutional rights and due process of law are slumping into a wretched bear market...and trending ever lower.
So if you get out your rulers and your #2 pencils and start drawing trend-lines, you won't have to draw very far into the future until your lines intersect at the data point labeled, 'Federal Agency Orders Drone Killing of Suspected Felon.'
In this mythological scenario, the "suspected felon" might be a derelict who had been running a meth lab next to an elementary school, in which case most folks would applaud a drone strike (without the hassle of a jury trial). But in the world that is coming our way, the suspected felon is just as likely to be a pig farmer who is raising illegal pigs.
Yes, it's true, thanks to a new 'Invasive Species Order' in the state of Michigan, numerous pig farmers have become potential felons. And the authorities are wasting no time bringing these outlaws to justice.
According to a story from NaturalNews, Michigan's Department of Natural Resources conducted two armed raids on pig farmers...one in Kalkaska County at Fife Lake and another in Cheboygan County...with the intent of shooting all the farmers' pigs under a bizarre new ˜Invasive Species Order" that has suddenly declared traditional livestock to be an invasive species.
The Capital Account's Lyster brought the story to our attention yesterday and, by a bizarre coincidence, your editor discovered shortly thereafter that his niece, Jennifer Fry, had covered the story earlier this week for the Pacific Legal Foundation.
Ms. Fry remarked:
Is it lawful to own a pig in Michigan? It depends what the pig looks like. |
You see how easy it has become to be a felon? Almost anyone can do it...just by trying to run a business.
The saga of the felon pig-farmers is just one little piece of a very disturbing mosaic. The individual pieces differ, but together they form a horrifying image: Americans are forfeiting their personal liberties in the name of security and freedom.
The plight of the felon pig-farmers, therefore, is part of the very same trend that has spawned the bull market in drone surveillance. And as Lyster points out, the bull market in drone surveillance has also spawned a kind of educational drone rush. College kids want to hitch their wagons to this booming growth industry.
As the US Federal Aviation Administration prepares to let civilian unmanned aircraft operate in domestic airspace, Bloomberg News reports, universities including Embry-Riddle have created majors in flying and building drones...The drone industry, estimated worldwide at $5.9 billion annually, will expand to $11.3 billion by 2021, according to a report last year by the Teal Group Corp. of Fairfax, Virginia, which analyzes the industry. It's been the most dynamic growth sector of the aerospace industry this decade," the firm said in the report...
The FAA is scheduled to release proposed rules later this year for allowing small drones to operate commercially in the US without special permission, Bloomberg News continues. "Unmanned aircraft could be used for photography, police surveillance and monitoring pipelines and power lines. US Customs and Border Protection has special permission to use drones."
Sure they could...and they could also be used for targeting and neutralizing threats like:
1) Suspected feral pigs
2) Suspected feral pig farmers
3) Suspected terrorists
4) Probable future terrorists
5) Colombian prostitutes who may possess classified information
6) People who act like they are guilty of something
7) People who gaze nervously towards the heavens
8) People who have difficulty speaking English
9) Other people who annoy us
With such an array of potential uses, is it any wonder that college kids have identified drone-anything as a growth industry?
II like to be on the cutting edge, one aspiring drone undergrad told Bloomberg News. I think it's just the beginning.
So do we...
Unfortunately, Dear Reader, our story does not end there...
In yesterday's edition of the 5-Minute Forecast, our colleague, Dave Gonigam, led his readers on a chilling tour through the place formerly known as "The Land of the Free."
Here are a few highlights:
In the spirit of "Patriots Day” the 237th anniversary of the Battles of Lexington and Concord that launched the American Revolution we inventory a series of recent outrages. |
“Many of these charges,†he goes on, “are not for any direct costs imposed by the criminal, but have been added as revenue enhancers.†In Pennsylvania, for instance, a $5 fee supports the County Probation Officers’ Firearms Training Fund, an $8 fee supports the Judicial Computer Project, and a $250 fee goes to the DNA Detection Fund. |
Which brings us all the way back to Lauren Lyster's observation, There's a bull market in targeted killings. But remember, this bull market is just getting underway. So there's still time to get on the right side of this trade, the safe and sane side.
The government's growing intrusiveness still seems relatively benign, if not absolutely appropriate and necessary to most Americans. They don't really care very much if the TSA gets a little too intimate with Granny or if Michigan's Department of Natural Resources rolls Gatling guns into a few pig farms.
These are mere inconveniences in the crusade to "protect America."
But step-by-step, government-intrusion-by-government-intrusion, we Americans are forfeiting our civil liberties in the name of freedom.
Today, the government is hunting down feral pigs. Tomorrow, the government's drones may go feral and start hunting down US citizens...all in the name of liberty.
The state of Michigan considers feral pigs to be a dangerous "invasive species." But America's most dangerous invasive species are not pigs; they are the folks who decide which of your Constitutional rights are obstructing their lawless agendas. They are the folks who believe that shiny badges and well-pressed uniforms are an adequate substitute for due process of law. They are the folks who may soon monitor your behavior from a surveillance drone to determine if the route you take to work and the espresso drink you order from Starbucks are consistent with a “terrorist profile.â€
They are the folks who aggressively compromise or confiscate your liberties while purporting to protect them...and these folks are not going away. Draw the trend-lines.